I'm Not Responsible For What My Face Does Pin | Funny Office Humor Lapel Pin
For those long corporate meetings that really should have been an email. Our "I'm Not Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk" Enamel Pin is the ultimate, hilariously blunt warning badge for anyone whose facial expressions have a mind of their own.
Featuring a sleek, high-contrast black-and-white layout with a mix of bold block letters and elegant script, this custom-lettering text pin delivers the perfect combination of classy design and unbothered honesty. Crafted from premium die-cast hard enamel, this 1.1 inch (29mm) tall accessory is your absolute best defense mechanism against nonsensical rants, boardroom fluff, and awkward small talk.
Key Features
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Premium Craftsmanship: High-quality hard enamel with crisp custom contrasts, high-gloss finish, and effortless text readability.
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Perfect Proportions: Measured at 1.1 inch (29mm) tall x 1.1 inch (29mm) wide—a sharp, clean, organic block layout that pops perfectly on any apparel.
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Secure Double Posts: Equipped with dual pin posts and durable black rubber backs to keep your boundary-setting statement securely locked in place.
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Workplace Friendly: Instantly adds a touch of witty personality to corporate lanyards, hospital ID badge reels, medical scrubs, heavy-duty backpacks, or casual blazers.
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The Ultimate Work Bestie Gift: Arrives beautifully presented on a clean, branded Tiny Relics backing card—making it a stellar gift for quiet coworkers, expressive friends, sassy nurses, or anyone struggling to maintain a straight face at work.
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Your order will be carefully packed to help keep each piece protected during transit.
Orders are usually processed within 1–3 business days. Delivery time may vary depending on your location and the shipping method selected at checkout.
Every order is packed with care, making it ready for gifting or collecting as soon as it arrives.
To keep your Tiny Relics piece looking its best, avoid prolonged contact with water, perfume, lotions, or harsh chemicals.
Store it in a dry place when not in use. If needed, gently wipe the surface with a soft dry cloth.
These little pieces are made to be enjoyed, collected, and kept — treat them with care and they’ll stay meaningful for longer.
Tiny Relics pieces make meaningful little gifts for friends, artists, collectors, coworkers, teachers, or anyone who loves small objects with personality.
Easy to send, easy to keep, and perfect for adding a personal touch to birthdays, care packages, holidays, or just-because moments.
If something arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos.
Because each order is packed with care, we’ll do our best to help make it right.
I'm Not Responsible For What My Face Does Pin | Funny Office Humor Lapel Pin
FAQ
How will my order be packed?
We take great care in packaging every order. All pins are mounted to a backing card and securely placed in a corrugated box for protection. Depending on the size and quantity of pins, multiple items may be mounted to a single card. If you prefer not to receive a sticker or backing card, just leave a note at checkout or email us before your order ships—we’re happy to accommodate and reduce waste whenever possible.
When will my order ship?
Our small team processes orders within 1–3 business days. If your order is time-sensitive, please email us before placing your order to confirm we can accommodate your timeline. We can’t guarantee same-day shipping, so reaching out first is the best way to avoid delays.
Will my order come with a tracking number?
Yes, every order includes a tracking number. Once your shipping label is created, you’ll receive an email with tracking details. Please note that USPS doesn’t always scan packages at every stop, so tracking updates may be delayed even while your order is in transit.
Can I use multiple promo codes on one order?
In most cases, only one promo code can be applied per order. However, free shipping within the USA is automatically applied at checkout once the minimum is met—no code needed. If you're using a 15% off code during a retirement sale, those may be used together if both conditions apply.
Where are you based?
We’re located in New Jersey, USA. At this time, we do not have a physical storefront or drop-in location. All orders are processed and shipped from our studio.
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated at checkout based on the weight of your order, your location, and the shipping method you choose. Orders over $60 within the USA qualify for free USPS Ground shipping—no code needed.
What are enamel pins?
Enamel pins are small, wearable pieces of art designed to be worn on clothing, bags, or displayed on pinboards and accessories. Each Gray Muse pin is hand-illustrated and created with intention—to inspire self-expression, spark joy, and celebrate the beauty in the little things.
What shipping methods do you offer?
We ship all orders through USPS. To avoid delays or returned packages, please double-check your mailing address before completing your order. If you need a specific shipping speed, you can select your preferred method at checkout.