{"product_id":"today-i-am-a-serious-goose-enamel-pin","title":"Today I Am a Serious Goose Enamel Pin | Funny Office Humor Corporate Lapel Pin","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eFor those days when you have to pretend to be a functioning, professional member of society. Our \"Today I Am a Serious Goose\" Enamel Pin perfectly captures the collective mood of every worker who would rather be causing pure chaos but chose to put on a tie and attend the meeting instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/6094d13d227f38969f60a1c62df330e6.webp?v=1782447654\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eFeaturing a delightfully absurd custom illustration of a white goose rocking a sharp, blue striped corporate tie, this high-contrast text pin blends pure internet meme culture with relatable workplace satire. Crafted from premium die-cast hard enamel, this 1.2 inch (30mm) tall accessory is the ultimate unbothered boundary-setting badge for anyone navigating deadlines, endless emails, and boardroom small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Craftsmanship:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality hard enamel with crisp custom lines, vibrant white and blue infills, and bold, flawless contrast for sharp text readability.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/04_0011f1e8-101a-42a2-93ec-415fdae1837c.webp?v=1782447397\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect Proportions:\u003c\/b\u003e Measured at 1.2 inch (30mm) tall x 0.8 inch (20mm) wide—a clean, distinct organic layout that balances beautifully on any attire.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/03_48d748ce-2b8e-4d87-b4bb-0f8f371fecd6.webp?v=1782447365\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSecure Single Post:\u003c\/b\u003e Equipped with a reliable single pin post and a durable black rubber back to keep your corporate survival badge safely locked in place all day long.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/05_19d37207-0009-4907-8c26-e87f3c86364e.webp?v=1782447397\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWorkplace Friendly:\u003c\/b\u003e Instantly adds a hilarious touch of personality to corporate lanyards, office ID badge reels, medical scrubs, heavy canvas tote bags, or casual blazers.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/06_91707564-8082-4af7-ad60-0822e4711ca2.webp?v=1782447365\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Work Bestie Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Arrives beautifully presented on a clean, branded Tiny Relics backing card—making it an unforgettable gag gift for quiet coworkers, sassiest friends, or your favorite corporate sanity anchor.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/07_a5aa3f8d-085d-466d-adc3-6b5ba9ca7a39.webp?v=1782447397\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e© Tiny Relics™\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tiny Relics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45130092478550,"sku":"TR-PIN-25","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/01_944da614-8656-4248-a04c-981212b99631.webp?v=1782447397","url":"https:\/\/tinyrelice.com\/products\/today-i-am-a-serious-goose-enamel-pin","provider":"Tiny Relics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}